Top 5: Villains

A couple of months ago here at Shoot the Rookie, I presented my Top 5 video game heroes. We do a Top 5 every month, and after going slightly off-piste in March, I can now officially unveil the Top 5 for April, my Top 5 video game villains! But who is awful enough, who is devilish enough, who is downright villainous enough to make it onto the list…?

First things first, what do we mean by a villain? Well, the Oxford Dictionary and their team of logophiles describe a villain as:

Villain

noun

1 (in a film, novel, or play) a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot.

1.1 British informal A criminal.
1.2 The person or thing responsible for specified problems, harm, or damage.

2. archaic – variant spelling of villein

Those descriptions give me a lot of room to play with which is good because video game villains come in a lot of shapes, sizes and shades of evil. So without further ado, let’s get on with the list:

*SPOILERS*

Zanza – Xenoblade Chronicles

*Serious, game-ruining spoilers for this one*

Zanza
Am I evil…?

The future doesn’t belong to you” – Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles.

Nope Zanza, it doesn’t.

Zanza really is an interesting villain and in terms of our dictionary definitions, he’s a 1.2 kind of guy. He is responsible for literally everything bad that happens to Bionis and Mechonis, from their initial creation to the cusp of their destruction.

Whether or not he is really evil might depend on your definition (*checks the dictionary again*), but rather than evil, I think the best words to describe him are ‘selfish’, ‘needy’ and ‘ego-maniacal’. He begins life as a human called Klaus who created a machine that can obliterate the universe and create a new one. That in itself seems pretty bad to me, like one of those classic science-gone-mad stories. In activating the machine, he obliterated our universe and created a whole new one in which he is a God.

After destroying one universe you might think he would think twice about doing it again. But no. That is EXACTLY what he wants to do. He isn’t happy with how his lifeforms turned out (too ‘London’ if you ask me), and wants to commit universicide. AGAIN.

What I really love about his story is all the irony. He created a machine that turned him into a God, only to be rejected by the creatures that were supposed to worship him. Not only that, but he is eventually defeated by someone he purposefully created as a vessel for himself. It is also somewhat ironic that Shulk’s final actions do amount to the recreation of the universe, but this time, one without Gods.

Osmund Saddler – Resident Evil 4

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Are you able to resist his intoxicating power?

There are a lot of villains in the Resident Evil series, but Saddler gets in here because I’ve just spent so much damn time with him. He is the main antagonist in Resident Evil 4 and the leader of religious-cult cum bonkers-alien-takeover group Los Iluminados based in rural Spain in the mid-2000s. By the way, I’ve been to Spain and it doesn’t really look like Resident Evil 4. However, if people start mumbling ¡Te voy a hacer picadillo! at you, or pointing in your direction and shouting ¡Agarrenlo! then by all means run away.

On the face of it he is just a power-hungry cult leader with an alien parasite in his head, but what I really like about Saddler is his relationship with the story’s (and my) hero Leon S. Kennedy. To what extent Saddler is actually under the control of the parasites isn’t entirely clear, but the calm and humourous way he talks to Leon, particularly when he takes over the secret service comms channel, always makes me laugh. Even after Leon disposes of his ridiculous sidekicks, Saddler doesn’t start to panic. He simply claims he never needed them and that all that needs to happen is for Leon and Ashley to turn into Plagas and the stage will be set for him to conquer the world. In terms of our definitions, I think we can safely say Saddler has evil motives, but in the end he just didn’t see that rocket-launcher coming did he?

GlaDOS – Portal

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…but she said cake would be served IMMEDIATELY!?

Some interesting facts about Portal’s villain: Firstly, she is a computer! Bam! Didn’t see that coming did ya? Secondly, she is one of the most entertaining characters in video game history. It might sound inanely obvious to say that she is a computer, but really this is one of the really crucial things about why she is an interesting villain. She is imbued with high levels of autonomous function, but unfortunately for everyone else, she also has the intelligence to realise that this much power gives her the ability to kill everyone. And coincidentally also to make cake. And sing. If you awoke to these powers, why wouldn’t you use them?

It is the sheer ‘cruelty for fun’ aspect of GlaDOS that really makes her stand out. She is equally cruel, witty and wonderful, not bland and overtly logical like you might think an AI would be. You really have to keep reminding yourself that you are talking to a computer, and whilst this isn’t a new notion, she makes you wonder if her existence is really that far from actual reality. Hopefully the game’s creators had this in mind and have a real life Chell lined up to save us!

Majora’s Mask – The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

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Quite a beautiful example of pure evil

Who is the real villain in Majora’s Mask? Skull kid is the wearer of the mask sure, but isn’t he just a cheeky, mischievous kid? That mask though seems to be made of pure evil with the power to bring about the end of the world in a really terrifying way. Can an inanimate object really be evil and thus qualify as one of our villains though?

I think yes. It has an evil spirit within it, even if by itself it isn’t able to carry out evil deeds, it still imparts evil onto its wearer. I’m not sure where the influence begins and ends here. Skull-kid steals the mask from the (terrifying but not evil) Happy Mask Salesman, but is he driven to do so by the power of the Mask, or was he already a pretty awful kind of guy? Skull-kid also gets up to lots of random acts of mischief in Termina, but making the moon crash down into the planet can’t really be put down to mischief, and surely is due to the will of the accursed mask. For me, this makes the mask the real villain of the piece and poor Skull-kid a mere puppet.

 LeChuck – Monkey Island Series

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Do YOU know what happens next…?

What is not to love about LeChuck? He’s a ghost pirate for Christ’s sake! Who doesn’t love a good ghost pirate who spends his time sailing the Caribbean causing trouble for Guybrush Threepwood (mighty pirate)?

Guybrush didn’t make it onto the heroes list because he fights like a dairy farmer, but LeChuck is such a classic villain that he had to make it onto this list! In life, LeChuck was a terrifying pirate, but death did not stop him. Oh no. Through the wonders of voodoo he joins the realms of the undead as ghost pirate LeChuck, and sails his ship of drunken ghost pirates around the Caribbean in search of Guybrush treasure. And Governor Marley. Despite being scary and stuff, his obsession with Elaine (can you blame him?!) makes him a really interesting villain, because this romantic obsession will inevitably lead to his downfall. Guybrush might argue that it is entirely him who is responsible for LeChuck’s demise, but I’m pretty sure this is all really on Elaine…and a conveniently placed root-beer vending machine.

So, what do you think? Are these picks villainous enough for you? Do you have any other villains you would have liked to see in this list? If you do, let me know below the line! I’m now taking requests for future Top 5 lists, so please do let me know if there are any topics you’d like to see covered in the blog.

Thanks for reading,

Pix1001

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  1. LeChuck is one of the best villains. His character is so hilariously written and his link to Guybrush also puts an interesting twist on things. I first encountered him in Curse of Monkey Island, and he had me laughing the whole time. Not to mention his catchy theme! Great choice!

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  2. Nothing wrong with a bit of bias! LeChuck was pretty much my first proper villain experience in gaming, or certainly the first one to stick in my mind.

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  3. Ah… Saddler. I quite like him as a villain but I have to say Wesker beats him.

    I’ll throw 5 villains I like into the mix –
    Edgar Ross – Red Dead Redemption
    Xemnas – Kingdom Hearts
    Templar Order – Assassin’s Creed
    Liquid Snake – Metal Gear Solid
    Dr Nefarious – Ratchet and Clank

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  4. Liquid was *SO* close to making this list, but it is that long since I played MGS that I wasn’t sure my memory could be trusted! I don’t know any of the others but I do like a good villain so maybe I should check them out 🙂

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  5. Absolutely! It’s what got me hooked on the series and point-and-clicks to begin with. That and King’s Quest VI sucked me right in! If you do try it out, I hope you love it as much as I did.

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  6. LeChuck ❤ I'm quite sure I remember meeting him in an after-school sesh in your front room! Also possibly the origin of my interest in hero/villain pairings…?? XD

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  7. Majora is the greatest villain Nintendo has created. Yes, even better than Ganon, in my humble opinion. Majora is the Judge Doom (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit) of the Zelda series. Think about it. Both wanted to commit mass genocide. For instance, Doom wanted to wipe out Toon Town and all the toons, whereas Majora wanted to crash the moon down on Termina. Both enjoyed the suffering of others. Both are unhinged and unbalanced. Both have unnerving high pitched voices during their final battles. Both are mysterious. We don’t know Doom’s origins and we don’t know Majora’s origins. Granted, both had comics that explained their backstories, but whether the comic with Doom and the manga with Majora are canon is hard to say.

    P.S. I love that you also included LeChuck. I am a huge Monkey Island fan, particularly Curse of Monkey Island. Overall, what an enjoyable list!

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  8. Thank you for reading, I’m glad you enjoyed the list! I’ve never been a huge fan of Ganon as a villain, so Majora was the obvious choice for me (it’s also my favourite Zelda game so I’ll use any opportunity to talk about it!). I’ve never actually seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but your comparison seems to work very well – it’s always interesting to make these connections between characters and themes from different media.

    I have to admit as well that I’ve never played the Curse of Monkey Island, I’ve only played the first two installments of the series, but I feel this is something I must rectify at some point!

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